Came across this dope monologue with some really interesting insights from an audio book I’ve been listening to whilst I’m working on something.

It’s called American gods. It’s a weird but entertaining book nonetheless with a television show based on it currently airing though I must say, the book is better than the show. Here goes

“I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren’t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they’re true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter.

Listen—I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women.

I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks!

I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.

I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative.

I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we’ll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds.

I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman.

I believe that mankind’s destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it’s aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to feed it it’ll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself.

I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn’t even know that I’m alive.

I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly.

I believe that anyone who claims to know what’s going on will lie about the little things too.

I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman’s right to choose, a baby’s right to live, that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system.

I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.” She stopped, out of breath.

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2 Comments

  1. ~B December 2, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Books are always better….

    ????

    To reiterate what you mention earlier or later depending on how we perceive the chronology kids of these blog posts

    Great writers use fiction to tell the truth about the human condition so to speak.
    ~B

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    1. Michael December 2, 2019 at 5:22 pm

      Too true, most film adaptations are a rip off loool, hope you’re good and thank you for taking the time to read my nonsense. The worst thing about blogging is you aren’t really sure anyone actually ever reads your posts. Thanks again!!!

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